Make day funny (9400n)

I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love for you.

*blood everywhere* ""What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?"" Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt? A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

I said I wouldn't go drinking in public again, but here I am waiting for my kids to get out of school.