Make day funny (9391f)

I made up a word today! Plagiarism.

[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]

Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain

What does the twitter bird drink? Twater!

I went into a book shop and asked for a book about turtles ""Hardback"" said the woman behind the counter ""Yes"" I replied, ""and small heads""