Make day funny (9389o)

What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? Kara-Tea

Daddy is the government going to keep us safe from terrorists? No son, they're busy protecting us from drugs and home made clocks.

This party is boring. Let's make like a baby and head out.

I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst

You didn't even notice that I had 1/8 of an inch cut off of my hair! - women