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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa? Santa Claws

My diet plan is just watching my 400 pound coworker lick her lips and sweat as she describes her dinner from last night.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9.

""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso

[murder scene] MORGAN FREEMAN: there are 7 deadly sins: Pride, greed, envy, lust, wrath and gl [sees victim wearing crocs] There are 8 dea

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     8 years ago 

    @joykit self votes are being countered by @sadkitten for 1 week starting Thursday, July 12th 2018 because they are one of the highest self voters of the previous week. For more details see this post.

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