Make day funny (8972g)

A beggar asked me if I had any pennies and so i unzipped myself and showed him my dick

I bet if supermodels got to pick a superpower some of them would choose 'solar' because some of them aren't that bright

Intelligence is the new cleavage

*makes eye contact with beautiful woman across fancy restaurant* Waiter, send that woman a glass of your finest Sprite.

Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display.