Make day funny (8932t)

I have the body of an 20 year old... ...but it's starting to stink up my basement so I'm thinking I'm gonna burn it.

I just invented a new word. Plagiarism

Trump and Hillary are in a plane crash. Who survives? America

What will never be read in braille? Do not touch.

(I rest my foot on a woman's purse as she's walking down the street) hey how's it going