Make day funny (8448t)

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes? A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

I don't get why people say ""They were busting their ass""? Wasn't it already cracked to begin with?

What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p

Getting a cat is SO much easier. Go outside. Put cat food out. Pet whatever comes to eat it. Best 30 raccoons I've ever had. Also rabies.

I need to pluck my eyebrows before they cast Eugene Levy to play me in the movie of my life.