Make day funny (8173j)

in #joke • 8 years ago

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Eating noodles while studying for a test? That's so Ramen.

In bed with my Japanese girlfriend when I happened to remark that her twat was getting a bit saggy .......... She lost it and said "" Fack you maddafacka, why you always clittysizing me""!!!

What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, Crisp and Even

I said to my girlfriend, ""Please get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,"" she replied, ""you can borrow my iPad."" That spider never knew what fucking hit it.

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