Make day funny (8077h)

What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey? The look on their face while being nailed.

What does my cat and Donald Trump have in common? Neither of them pay taxes

You know why I drink apple juice? Because OJ will kill you

Starbucks job interview: ""What's your name?"" ""Alyssa"" ""Spell that please"" ""L A R I S S A"" ""When can you start?""