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in #joke • 8 years ago

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack? They both sleep all night and whack all day!

You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads.

My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife.

Joke - I asked God I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I am a janitor... They call me Dwayne ""The Smock"" Johnson.

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    @joykit self votes are being countered by @sadkitten for 1 week starting Thursday, July 12th 2018 because they are one of the highest self voters of the previous week. For more details see this post.

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