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My sister dropped her daughter at a nightclub last night. She said the drinking and dancing brought the labor on.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe.

There are only two types of people in this world... People who pee in the shower, and motherfucking liars.

Did you hear about the guy how lost his whole left side? He's alright now.

White House Update: Dick Cheney extends hunting invitation to Trump Nope. Sorry. Just kidding. Edit: buncha scrubs keep downvoting my hilarious joke.