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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to? Grow away.
Why did the stop sign get an STD? Because it had a 4-way.
Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner.
Tried to type hustlin', iPhone corrected to hustling'. I don't need to see the casing to know that I've got the white iPhone.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.
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