Make day funny (7509v)

Do you know what 8/10 redditors say they hate the most? The answer might surprise you... ..clickbait.

What would you name a prequel to a story about a man who doesn't age Personally I'm happy with 'The Picture of Ionian Gray'

Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|

My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend.

They say 1 in 5 people now live next door to a child molester. Can you believe that?? We'll not me, I live next to 2 smokin' hot 12 year olds!