Make day funny (7264z)

in #joke • 8 years ago

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She buys me a lot of shitty music these days. ""Reminds me of your old stuff,"" she says. So maybe I get her a gift subscription to Playboy.

""Mommy, mommy, I don't wanna see grandma!"" ""Shut up and keep digging!""

I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one.

Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted.

The scariest moment in the world is when a 3yo looks at you and says CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH

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