Make day funny (7219p)

What do you call someone who reads in the sun? Well Red.

It's hard to argue with a spear I mean, it's got a point.

How do you make a female chemist feel self conscious? Ask if her hair is an extensive property

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking... J. K. Rowling

i think ive gone insane. i cut off my nose. nothing makes scents anymore.