Make day funny (6964a)

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!""

Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!

I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted.

I used to be a phone sex worker... until I got hearing aids.

I was going to consider brief units of time but now I'm having second thoughts.