Make day funny (6748f)

I have beef- -aroni.

My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I didn't listen to her or something. Idk I wasn't really paying attention.

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna? Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe?

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Cuz there's too many cheetahs.

Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I have to go to work. I'll be back later.