Make day funny (6414p)

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !

I'd probably be, like, 5% cooler if I wasn't terrified of being on a moving skateboard.

I get so fustrated when people say ""supposably"" or ""irregardless"" I feel like I'm literally drownding

What's the hardest part about vaping? Telling your parents you're gay