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in #joke8 years ago

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It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars.

When people fall with their iPhone 6 in pocket and hear a crack sound: ""Please let it be my leg, Lord.""

Why did the hipster burn himself while eating pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool.

Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?

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