Make day funny (6247p)

Statistics humour The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Where's your other friend"". The median says, ""We don't like him anymore. He's mean.""

Entered into a hot potato competition today. It really got outta hand.

Which eggs are the best for Easter? Empty ones ( )

Cannibals like to meat people.

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.