Make day funny (6059w)

How do you know if someone has been to Florida? They'll tell you.

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth? The Alpacalisp.

Rick Astley will let you borrow all the movies in his Pixar collection except one, He is never gonna give you Up.

What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ...... ...... ...... I'll get back to you in a few weeks