Make day funny (5363x)

in #joke • 8 years ago

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What's the hardest thing in the morning? Getting your mom to leave!!! Ooooo Thought it'd be a penis joke, didn't ya. Those are to easy

Dammit I forgot my headphones and I'm at the airport wait here's some for 16 million dollars thank god.

France FINALLY won a war! Too bad it was against Lance Armstrong.

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Why did the cod sue the fish and chip shop? Assault and battery. Sorry again. I'm bored in work.

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