Make day funny (5115y)

My wife and I only smoke cigarettes after sex I've had the same pack since we were married but she's up to three packs a day! (Thanks, Rodney!)

I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type.

""Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?"" ""Yes."" (Yamaha)

Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video

I got a dog and named it ""Twenty Miles"". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.