Make day funny (4821o)

Where do Amish people go to get medicine? To the farmacy.

What did the Nazi say to the clock that went tick-tick-tick? Ve have vays of making you tock...

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey? A fowl ball!

During an inspection of the federal penitentiary, I saw a bald inmate beat up a warden. I guess the warden was hit by a Smooth Criminal.

The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we were running from