Make day funny (4474c)

Ever had haggis? I fed it to my dog once.... Poor guy's been licking his asshole for a month, trying to get rid of the taste.

Guide to DIY: 1. Double the cost estimate. 2. Double the time it should take. 3. Live with it for 3 months 4. Hire someone to fix it.

How to tell if she's odd... ...she can't even.

How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake? **Hiss**-panic