Make day funny (3975t)

The barman says, ""We don't serve time travellers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar.

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of ""Dark Side Of The Moon""? Because it's a terrible album.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain.

If you make fun of Rod Blagojavich's hair, there'll be hell toupee.

My career as a professional rock climber is going great, but I'm also taking a course in mattress-making. Just so I've got something to fall back on.