Make day funny (3965r)

Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's a French kiss, ......down under!

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars? They're afraid of the shots.

Wife:Stop watching porn Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen . . . . . Husband: . . . . I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching tennis....

Religion is like a penis It's OK to be proud of yours, just don't try to shove it down your children's throat.

Black walks into a bar A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks ""where'd you get that?"" Parrot says ""Africa, there's millions of them"".