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What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!

I know many chemistry jokes... But im afraid they wont get a good reaction.

Did you hear about the lonely cow that joined a dating website? She was searching for her udder half.

Old milk is just like cold milk Except you didn't c what you were getting into.

Every restroom says gentleman on it...since I'm a degenerate asshole I've been pissing in the trash cans outsidee them.