Make day funny (3670n)

I bet cats are pissed they can't sit on televisions anymore.

What do you get if you stick ur finger up a moderators ass? [DELETED]

Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

*comes back with wife's purse* w: I said don't run or people will think you stole it! How many times did you get tackled? m:[bleeding] Twice