Make day funny (3590q)

To think, millions of children go to bed every night without knowing what their Sleep Number is.

My favorite thing about famous people is that they can be ""brave"" and ""daring"" by just leaving the house in stupid looking clothes.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar...

What is green and has wheels Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Trust me, I'm a liar. Lawyer, I meant lawyer.