Make day funny (3508w)

A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!

I went to band camp and all I got was... This shirt that said: I'll Allegro your vibrato!

3 Old Women and a Flasher Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man comes by and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke, and the third one couldn't reach.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!

Don't give a women flower, she may have hay fever. Don't give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! Give her wifi so there's no excuse.