Make day funny (3392t)

The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed

Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to just pick it up.

Where do dumb aliens go? Area 52

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?

NALA: Why can't you be the king I know? The king you have inside you? SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.