Make day funny (3383z)

What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!

Can't believe it's the Chinese New Year. I'm still writing Rabbit on all of my checks.

BILLY CORGAN: the world is a vampire ME: wouldn't it explode into flames as soon as the sun hit it then? BILLY: shut up *runs off crying*

[auditions for laundry detergent commercials just so I can splash brightly colored food on myself on purpose]

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!