Make day funny (3336q)

These days HD is so good, when you watch an NFL game you can see the murder evidence.

What did the 2 rednecks say after breaking up? Let's just be cousins.

Gun, while only being a letter away from gum, is definitely not something that your teacher wants you to share with the rest of the class.

Pickup line Call me Willy Wanka and let me stick it in your chocolate factory.

Me:I think I just saw the main guy from Transformers you know, ol' what's his name Friend: Shia Lebouff Me: Yeah, the one whose a truck