Make day funny (3071s)

What did Missy Elliot say to Tony Abbot? Is it worth it?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.

What the plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me