Make day funny (2988s)

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.

That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches.

What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste

Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter cheese ice cream ... and two cows!