Make day funny (2960e)

What's the difference between a chicken and a pussy? A chicken is easier to eat if you bone it first.

Nice being home from work so I can finally continue sitting only now it's in a slightly more comfortable environment.

You don't have to like me but at least base it on your own opinion, not someone Else's.

Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

I have an internet porn addiction. i really should beat it...