Make day funny (2451d)

in #joke • 8 years ago

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids? A genie.

A woman always worries about the things that men forget and men always worry about the things women remember.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!

The three most read words in the world: I? ?L?o?v?e? ?Y?o?u? ...NO! It's: ""Made in China.""

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches? They always turn out to be sub par.

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