Make day funny (2444b)

I don't draw my eyebrows on because I can't commit to one facial expression. What if I see a puppy? What if my house burns down?

What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts.

Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay.

Women: Can't live with 'em... ...Can't live with 'em.