Make day funny (2390c)

When a wife is laughing at her husband's jokes, it means they have guests at home.

Ive never seen a pregnant Chinese lady.

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V.

My ex still misses me... Yesterday I narrowly dodged a .22 round discharged at long range.

Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest.