Make day funny (2089z)

You know how you can tell that your wife is a slob? When you go to piss in the sink and it's still full of dirty dishes

My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary.

I became friends with a Lovecraftian alien.... It was a Mi-Go.

What do you call someone who like massages but hates women? A massagynist

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness? Ding Dong