Make day funny (1749m)

Reddit, what is your favorite anti-joke? Share your favorite anti-joke, or make one up. Or don't. It's your life.

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in

X is An Independent Variable That don't need no Y.

""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" i havent decided yet ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"" i still need a few more mins with the menu you are a really terrible waiter

Say this to any woman. How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb? Idk how? You've obviously never changed one.