Make day funny (1567c)

I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts.

Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats.

Where do cows go to hang out? The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

What do you call a museum for cows? A moo-seum.

What do you call a herpes pun? a play on warts