Make day funny (1472f)

Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone.

Matt Schaub and Eli Manning walk into a bar. What happened? They order a beer sampler and the bartender tells them to pick 6.

Between texting, tweeting and E-mails, I haven't spoken a word in the last 3 years.

Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence. Or, as I call it, tweeting.

Yesterday I came out of the closet. Then realized I should probably stop masturbating in my closet.