Make day funny (1445z)

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock? The Earth's crust is on the outside.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

I got a handjob from a blind girl last night. She said ""You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."". I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg."".

What's Alderaan's main export? Dead bodies.

I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket