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in #joke • 8 years ago

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court? He was charged with battery.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner? One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick.

The porn version of Interstellar is out ... It's called ""IntoStella"". For the bonus point: in the gay porn version, Matthew McConaughey ends up in Uranus.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.

Save the cheerleader, save Reddit.

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    @joykit self votes are being countered by @sadkitten for 1 week starting Thursday, July 19th 2018 because they are one of the highest self voters of the previous week. For more details see this post.

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