Make day funny (1427y)

CNN just said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt. Who the f*ck does the world owe? Jupiter?

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find? Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to? His first mate.

What is Mexico's National Sport? Cross-Country

Kid says ""mommy how come I'm black and your white? Mom says ""listen the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark""