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in #joke • 8 years ago

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Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year.

How should a doctor treat a patient with Mesothelioma? Asbestos he can.

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens? A Petophile

Just got the iPhone 7. It helped me lose weight! I now have no money to eat for 2 months

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