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in #joke • 8 years ago

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Lonely Second Graders What do you call a second grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring.

New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus.

I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring... I still don't know how I feel about that.

What do you call a rapist in the friendzone? A stalker.

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