Make day funny (1329a)

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!

Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?

Decided to start a business that serves beer and gives massages Gonna call it Rub and Chug

Guys, please don't judge someone based on stuff they wrote themselves in a public forum meant to reach the widest possible audience.

You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra